Yeah, I'd rather not think about it anyway.

[He's very much a "ignore the problem until it goes away" kind of person, after all... If you don't consider that reality as you know it didn't ever actually exist, then that won't be true, clearly?!]

Buuut the rats might be a new thing? Who knows, with how much stuff moves around here. Or maybe you just got lucky and they were busy eating someone else that day.